“I made this new route, and it’s the greatest ride ever! Let me tell you; you’re going to love it. Everybody will love it. Did I say it’s a great ride? It leaves from Cushing Park on Kent Street in Newburyport. This one goes south. That means I was able to take advantage of the earth’s natural curve so that there’s three times as much descending as there is climbing. That’s just science. Trust me.”
The Greatest Ride Ever was created by Gerard “Hozz” Hossman.